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Aug. 5th, 2006 | 09:07 am
posted by: cflatpiccolotpt in minionosticism

My Lord Cheeseman! I, the Dark Lord, hereby report as ordered to the Legions of Evil Community and await your orders!

(And, might I note, I am the first of your minions to do so. This is because I am the best.)

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 01:19 pm (UTC)
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BOO!!! I wanted to be first!!!!!

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 01:31 pm (UTC)
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At least one step behind as always? Tut tut.

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 01:39 pm (UTC)
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You know, Dark Lord, you keep mocking me? And one of these days I'll stop going easy on you and demonstrate my true power. EVIL power.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 01:58 pm (UTC)
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Don't try to intimidate me. I know your dirty secret: you played the saxophone in elementary school band and were so bad that even the other sax players wouldn't talk to you. HAH! Go weep in your pathetic misery!!

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)
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What are you talking about?! That's not a dirty secret. Who cares what instrument I played in elementary school band?? When you said dirty secret, I thought you meant the time I used embezzled funds to . . . well. I WON'T TELL, hah!

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 02:04 pm (UTC)
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Idiot!! What secret could possibly be dirtier than you not only playing a middle-voiced woodwind, but you being so BAD at it that even among the BAD, you stood out as BAD?! Prioritize, you fool!!

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From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 01:43 pm (UTC)
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I joined too!!

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Lord Cheeseman, future overlord of ALL!!!

From: lordcheeseman
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 01:51 pm (UTC)
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Welcome, Minion-in-Training! I demand that you provide your own amusing Live Journal avatar.

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 02:30 pm (UTC)
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Does this avatar amuse you, my lord? I find it cute and relevant! He's holding a bowl of Ramen, and I'm naming him Allegra because he's a car and he's fast!!

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Lord Cheeseman, future overlord of ALL!!!

From: lordcheeseman
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 09:08 pm (UTC)
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I find it irreverent and yet entertaining. Carry on.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 02:07 pm (UTC)
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Welcome, MiT! Hopefully, this community will expose you to further examples of proper minionic behavior and lack thereof. Pay no attention to Gov. Taft. He is not a good role model for you.

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From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 02:34 pm (UTC)
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The Governor frightens me, Master. His mustache is inconsistent with reality.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
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And so you should fear him, O MiT! But not because he poses you any threat with his evils or his standing with our Lord Cheeseman. No, you should fear him as do I: I fear that his incompetence may rub off on you.

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
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I consider him a prime example of what not to do, Master! No worries on my account! Just please - keep his mustache away from me?

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
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MY MUSTACHE CAN TAKE YOU OUT, YOU LITTLE TWERPY NOT-QUITE-A-MINION!!!!!!

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:02 pm (UTC)
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EEP!!!! *hides*

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)
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You wonder why you haven't graduated yet? You coward! You have no place among the ranks of our mighty Lord Cheeseman!

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
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LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
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*poke*

*poke*

*poke*

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
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NOO!!! Ow ow ow!!!!!

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:05 pm (UTC)
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*jab*

HAH! Pathetic! You Sith and your world-rotation-altering egos!!! You are NOTHING beside my political prowess!!

*jab*

*jab*

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
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. . . don't . . . make me . . . destroy you . . .

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
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Calm down, MiT. He's not worth the trouble, believe me. I told you to pay him no mind.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
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Dude. GT? Back off. Back off or my other threats will be the least of your worries.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
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GT, keep your facial hair away from my Sith Apprentice or I will use the Force to inject an Eb bugle into a very painful portion of your anatomy.

You know I can.

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