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Aug. 5th, 2006 | 09:07 am
posted by: cflatpiccolotpt in minionosticism

My Lord Cheeseman! I, the Dark Lord, hereby report as ordered to the Legions of Evil Community and await your orders!

(And, might I note, I am the first of your minions to do so. This is because I am the best.)

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 02:07 pm (UTC)
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Welcome, MiT! Hopefully, this community will expose you to further examples of proper minionic behavior and lack thereof. Pay no attention to Gov. Taft. He is not a good role model for you.

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From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 02:34 pm (UTC)
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The Governor frightens me, Master. His mustache is inconsistent with reality.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
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And so you should fear him, O MiT! But not because he poses you any threat with his evils or his standing with our Lord Cheeseman. No, you should fear him as do I: I fear that his incompetence may rub off on you.

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 03:46 pm (UTC)
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I consider him a prime example of what not to do, Master! No worries on my account! Just please - keep his mustache away from me?

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 03:53 pm (UTC)
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MY MUSTACHE CAN TAKE YOU OUT, YOU LITTLE TWERPY NOT-QUITE-A-MINION!!!!!!

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From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:02 pm (UTC)
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EEP!!!! *hides*

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)
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You wonder why you haven't graduated yet? You coward! You have no place among the ranks of our mighty Lord Cheeseman!

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:17 pm (UTC)
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LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:18 pm (UTC)
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*poke*

*poke*

*poke*

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
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NOO!!! Ow ow ow!!!!!

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:05 pm (UTC)
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*jab*

HAH! Pathetic! You Sith and your world-rotation-altering egos!!! You are NOTHING beside my political prowess!!

*jab*

*jab*

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
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. . . don't . . . make me . . . destroy you . . .

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
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Calm down, MiT. He's not worth the trouble, believe me. I told you to pay him no mind.

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:32 pm (UTC)
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Your hat and your giggles and your squeals are not exactly frightening.

*pokepokepoke*

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:36 pm (UTC)
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DO NOT POKE THE MIT.

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From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
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Don't . . . . poke . . . . . . . me . . . .

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:43 pm (UTC)
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*POKE*

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DL's Minion-in-Training

From: ethnominionosty
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
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*squeak*

*cry*

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC)
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Well. I warned you. You're on your own, GT.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
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Dude. GT? Back off. Back off or my other threats will be the least of your worries.

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
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You back off! Your little fake minion needs to learn to fight his own battles.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
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Let me tell you something about Sithlord, dolt. The reason they need such extensive training before they can become full minions? Is that they have VAST AMOUNTS OF POWER embedded in their high ranges and it takes much time and effort to learn to RESTRAIN AND CONTROL them. One pissed off first trumpet player is FAR more destructive, potentially, than any amount of politics!!!

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:40 pm (UTC)
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And besides, I will beat you up for this!

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)
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BRING IT ON, Lip Buzzer!!! I'll send the elves to make Pickerdoomington hotter than ever! You'll be too busy drowning in your own sweat and other bodily fluids to have anything to do about me!

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 07:13 pm (UTC)
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GT, keep your facial hair away from my Sith Apprentice or I will use the Force to inject an Eb bugle into a very painful portion of your anatomy.

You know I can.

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