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Aug. 5th, 2006 | 09:07 am
posted by: cflatpiccolotpt in minionosticism

My Lord Cheeseman! I, the Dark Lord, hereby report as ordered to the Legions of Evil Community and await your orders!

(And, might I note, I am the first of your minions to do so. This is because I am the best.)

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:31 pm (UTC)
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You back off! Your little fake minion needs to learn to fight his own battles.

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:39 pm (UTC)
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Let me tell you something about Sithlord, dolt. The reason they need such extensive training before they can become full minions? Is that they have VAST AMOUNTS OF POWER embedded in their high ranges and it takes much time and effort to learn to RESTRAIN AND CONTROL them. One pissed off first trumpet player is FAR more destructive, potentially, than any amount of politics!!!

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From: cflatpiccolotpt
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:40 pm (UTC)
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And besides, I will beat you up for this!

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High Minion Governor Taft!!!!!

From: cutfundingtosun
Date: Aug. 5th, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)
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BRING IT ON, Lip Buzzer!!! I'll send the elves to make Pickerdoomington hotter than ever! You'll be too busy drowning in your own sweat and other bodily fluids to have anything to do about me!

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